Food & Beverage Company launches new product

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Foodd InKhaorporated, a startup in the food & beverages industry, is looking to make its presence felt in the market with the launch of a unique new product. After the success seen by several lemon-based products in the Indian market, the organization has decided to cash in on lemons.

Bik-ram Bijneswala, the head of business development, said about the product, “We have seen everything from toothpastes to shaving creams to detergents, dish wash soaps and even toilet cleaners which claim to be powerful because they contain the power of real lemons. We decided to explore a similar avenue, and came up with our new product – lemons with real lemon power. Others who sell lemons only say that they are selling lemons, but nobody ever mentions that they actually have the power of lemons. So, because of their questionable authenticity, we believe that we have the upper hand in the market. Life has been giving me lemons for very long, but now I finally know how to make the best of it”, explained the MBA from Thomas, Digvijay and Hari Institute of Management and Research.

However, some uncertainties in the minds of people have come to the fore, and these may hinder Foodd Ink.’s business plan. A young Bollywood actress, considered to be more age-appropriate than Rahul Gandhi as the face of Indian youth, has been particularly vocal in her concern about what this product offers to the common man. “All the focus will now be on the nimbu. Because of this, the aam, and as a result the aam insaan, will be neglected. This is surely a sign indicating a bad future for the common public”, she said.